Carmaggedon
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Why it tastes so good, I think I’d like to try it a second time!
Hello and ♥♥♥♥ off! Here’s the deets:
You may know me as the world famous “Valet Vinny” from the feature film “The Kept Mistress Killer”. Yes I’m in that movie. Yes I work in the film industry. Yes it’s a terrible movie, but whatever ya boi carried it! Watch it on Amazon Prime (they last-minute changed the name of my character to “Rico” but IGNORE WHAT THE CREDITS SAY! I’m Valet Vinny damnit 🥹)
Random adds and private profiles are red flags so unless I recognize you (and if I think you’re chill) then comment on why you're adding me. Otherwise, slither on back to the nether realm where you belong, sonny.
Currently inactive in TF2 trading. Most, if not all, of my expensive items are not for sale. Hate to break it to ya, bucko.
Im a real jerk. I LOVE making fun of people (out of love), but It’s all a joke. If you can take a joke then we good. Just don’t be a poo head. I don’t like poo heads.
Praise our lord and savior Distorted Kanye West. Thank you, Carma out.
Top 10 Favorite PC Games of All Time (May change later):
1. Devil May Cry 5 (Favorite Game)
2. Nier: Automata
3. Okami
4. Bioshock Infinite
5. Hollow Knight
6. Doom (2016)
7. Psychonauts
8. Bayonetta
9. Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
10. Mount and Blade: Warband
Runners Up:
1. Yakuza 0
2. Devil May Cry 3
3. Saints Row 4
4. Bioshock
5. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
There’s nothing down there 👇
“Beneath the skin we are already one. Was it not your sin that trapped the unicorn? Even now...the evil seed of what you’ve done...germinates within you...”
-Tim Curry