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So this is the place to boast about myself, well that's good because frankly I kick ass at Bragging. You see I was born in the year 1992. My coming was fortold by the great and evil empire of Disney gaining a foot hold in france. With this great portent I came into howling into the world. Weighing 23 lb and at 3 feet, also I had glowing red eyes, though my blasted parents forced me to get contacts for them(There end comes soon). So anyways back to how much I kick ass, at the age of three I was an F-19 pilot, with the most kills in the airforce. A total of 55 kills, some of these being friendly, but they had it coming. Ah I have to go kill some vampires now, so I will be forced to finish this at a later date. Normally I would fight and finish writing this at the same time, but there's about thirty of them and their ninja's.

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"I ate a cigar once, despite what people say Cuban cigars are not that great."-The Admiral of the Sea smugglers(also Known as a pirates or kickassus)