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RIP SPUF

Am I really here? Heh heh heh...I think not.

Need a diplomatic solution? I offer you my Ambassador.

Just when you think you're safe in your bed...
Always know that you're about to be dead...
And while you toss and turn where you lie...
You better be ready for me, the Spy!

Interesting Text Logs:

6:01 AM - SR: Rob...
6:01 AM - SR: Just...
6:01 AM - CM: >CALL YOU RAVEN
6:01 AM - SR: STOP
6:01 AM - SR: Being stupid.
6:01 AM - SR: For 5 minutes.
6:01 AM - CM: >WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS MY BRAIN DOING

12:43 AM - CM: Imma be sleepin' in aboot twen'y minutes, not gonna bother wit killin flooor
12:43 AM - SR: ♥♥♥♥ sleeping.
12:44 AM - SR: I can show you the world...
12:44 AM - CM: nah man i got ♥♥♥♥ ter do tomarrow
12:44 AM - SR: Bring you zombies from over and under,
12:44 AM - CM: Gotta be well rested for my 40k gamin'
12:44 AM - SR: On a magic helicopter ride...
12:44 AM - CM: oh gawd what is this
12:44 AM - CM: I can show you the world
12:44 AM - CM: Take you level by level
12:45 AM - CM: Tell me medic when did you commit experimenticide?

8:52 PM - MAGNUM: ,' B|
8:52 PM - SR: OH ♥♥♥♥ THERE THEY GO
8:52 PM - SR: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EYEBROWS
8:52 PM - SR: GET BACK HERE

8:43 PM - CM: : D
8:44 PM - SR PUNCHES YOUR EYES TO THE PROPER HEIGHT
8:44 PM - CM: ::::D
8:44 PM - SR: ♥♥♥♥ I JUST MULIPLIED THEM
8:44 PM - CM: MULIPLIED!
8:45 PM - SR: THAT'S A WORD YOU CAN SHUT UP

10:06 PM - SR: ♥♥♥♥ I CAN'T STOP MAKING ELECTRICAL PUNS
10:06 PM - CM: AM I PUTTING UP TOO MUCH
10:06 PM - CM: *SUNGLASSES*
10:06 PM - CM: RESISTANCE?
10:06 PM - CM: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

10:07 PM - CM: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON EVEN TERMS HERE. TOO BAD YOU'RE SO NEGATIVE
10:09 PM - SR: IT'S HARD BEING POSITIVE WHEN YOU'RE ON A DIRECT CURRENT OF RESISTANCE
10:09 PM - CM: ALL RIGHT, I'M CALLING THE PUN POLICE, THEY'LL PRESS CHARGES
10:10 PM - SR: I'M SURE I COULD NEUTRALIZE THEIR IONIC HABITS
10:11 PM - CM: THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK. LIKE I MEAN WHAT THE HELL. I'M SHOCKED YOU STOOPED THIS LOW
10:12 PM - SR: OH, I'M SORRY, WAS THAT TOO ROUGH OF A CONNECTION FOR YOU?
10:12 PM - CM: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THUNDEROUS
10:12 PM - SR: ALLOW ME TO SHED SOME LIGHTENING ON THE SITUATION
10:13 PM - CM: WATT?
10:13 PM - SR: CAN'T DEAL WITH MY HERTZ?
10:15 PM - CM: I THINK YOU'RE BEING TO RESISTANT ABOUT THIS
10:16 PM - SR: I'D HAVE TO SAY THE OPPOSITE IS TRUE FOR YOUR LOGIC. STOP GATETING YOURSELF TO MY VIEWS.
10:16 PM - CM: IT SEEMS WE HAVE INVERTED VIEWS
10:16 PM - SR: I'M ALMOST POSITIVE OF IT.
10:17 PM - CM: QUITE AN ARC OF PUNS WE HAVE HERE
10:18 PM - SR: I THINK WE'VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE JACOB'S LADDER OF PUNS