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As Congress debates, soldiers fight. The British surrenders before moonlight. They shall live forever with deep scorn, on July 4th, America's born.

Unturned was my 200th game and I will never forget <3

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

I've been under a lot of stress lately because my grandmother recently passed away. The situation has only been made worse by the fact that my girlfriend looks like a horse. My eyes are also starting to turn red. I am leaving to play D&D professionally because it is the only thing that still gives my life meaning.

-John "Red Eyes" Dungeonanddragons

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