Inventory

Join the late night mvm discord here [discord.gg]
Scottish handshake collector - if I added you this is probably why
Trade URL - view more info if you are adding me

NOTE: I DON'T HAVE CHAT ABILITY ON MOBILE I CANNOT RESPOND TO YOU IF I'M NOT AT HOME. EAT ♥♥♥♥ VALVE FOR YOUR STUPID ASS ANTI-FUNCTIONING UPDATE.

TRADING?
There are only a few niche reasons to add me to trade.
1) You want to buy something I have listed on marketplace or SCM
2) You want to buy something in one of my alts
3) You want to do a cash trade with me
4) You want to make an offer on a temporarily untradable item I have just unboxed

If your reason for adding me isn't on this list then you can almost certainly communicate it through trade offers.
I have clearly marked almost every item in my backpack on backpack.tf accordingly to https://pastebin.com/6zKg1CJF and offers made that ignore my tags are liable to result in a block.

PLAYING MVM?
I mostly solo queue and do not like parties larger than 4 unless the party is doing something stupid like randomizer. I will almost never invite anyone to play mvm unless I am trying to snipe another friend's game and need a partner to q with. You are welcome to join my party if you see I am queuing or in mann up, but be aware that I lose motivation quickly and req often. And please don't use knockback if you ever want me to play with you more than once. 2c and expert almost exclusivly.

PLAYING CASUAL?
Roughly the same as mvm, I prefer soloq and don't like turbo large parties as those typically end up bringing me to 6v6 servers or 12v12 with 70% bots. I also ONLY play dustbowl unless helping a friend with contracts, don't complain about it; you have been informed.

TALKING?
https://nohello.net/
https://dontasktoask.com/

BACKPACK TF?
I do not handle backpacktf issues over steam chat. I do not handle any backpacktf site issues I only moderate the forums and discord. Use the ticket system on discord.

My configs [github.com]

Profile pic by http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043761385
My name might change for brief periods but the profile pic is (mostly) eternal.
All my achievements are legit as well as the strange weapon counts.
That said, some stats are skewed from community servers such as engineer points from tower defense.
TF2 Wiki page, mostly editing niche information, mvm related pages, and bugs.
Youtube - mostly mvm and bugs

No longer listing every alt here due to char constraints. All of them are admins in this group.
I do not trade on my alts, I send items from them to my main (this account) and then trade from here.

ZZR 03 : spawn camping isnt strat
GRAVYWILD : Well it works
GRAVYWILD joined team BLU
GRAVYWILD was moved to the other team for game balance
GRAVYWILD : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nopwoppers: How about
Nopwoppers: Powder inside of cheetos instead of outside?

Sentiel: you owe me 6 years of corn
[FP] jh34ghu43gu:
[FP] jh34ghu43gu: i spent $2.18 on that joke

Nopwoppers is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: I
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: AM
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: EATING
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: KIND
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: SIR
Nopwoppers: ♥♥♥♥ YOUR FOOD
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: IT'S TOO HOT
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: WOULD BURN ♥♥♥♥

Inventory review by Murde:
Murde — Aug 3, 2024 at 7:14 PM
you are clinically insane
actually psychotic
THIS IS NOT OK