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"How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?" - Rich Evans

"Had a daughter that would act like a cat, I went out for a ride and I never came back.."
- Bruce Springsteen

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "This Big" and I said "That's disgusting" so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the hedgehog you got a small ♥♥♥♥! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? THIS IS WHAT MY ♥♥♥♥ LOOKS LIKE! THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOON!!!

''War Thunder was a mistake''.
-Erwin Rommel

Can't wait to have to use my legally carried gun (Insured by StateFarm™ Firearm Insurance) while getting carjacked at a stoplight payed for by my tax dollars in my government mandated "Zero Emission" cuck car (Insured by StateFarm™ Automotive), Only to get no-knocked by the ATF when I get to my home (Insured by StateFarm™ Homeowners Insurance), where they shoot my dog and myself because I am a "Dangerous and Racist individual for trying to protect my own property" and was red-flagged by my neighbor because I didn't join the government mandated Homeowners Association. And as my Grieving widow and kids attend my funeral, my StateFarm™ agent shows up to give them a letter saying they won't pay out of my StateFarm™ Life insurance policy because I was deemed racist by the Department of Homeland Security: Snopes™ Division.

Often times the greatest art doesn't give us all the right answers, it makes us ask the right questions

"Chris Chan is so heckin cute and valid" -Unabomber Gaming