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"First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll" -- Leon S. "DMX" Kennedy

don't bother posting scam comments about how I won something or how I need to add you or any other bs it's just gonna get you blocked pal!

"You better be worth every last gil, Ellis... " - Coach 14:7

"i came back from the grave and ran out of ammunition..." - Ziltoids 11:3

Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, You want it? It's your's my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.

Do not friend me unless you apply to/do one of the following
A.) Comment before adding.
B.) I have played a game with you before.

did you know you're on my property? yeah, this is my property you're on. Where you from? Ohhh, you're from the east side of town. Where you headed? I know where that is, its a long ways from here though. *inspects your body, creepily* You been in a fight!? your clothes are torn! Mwahhhhhhh mkay, wahhhhh. I was sound asleep and I heard a lotttt of noise back here, thought it was a wild animal, nearly grabbed my shotgun! Even though your clothes are torn... I suppose I could let you onto my property.

I would tell you to buckle up, but someone stole the seatbelts.

Awwww Whisperin' Oaks! Man, I used to go there when I wassa kid!