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Trade Details: I might as well let it be known for all newcomers, I don't except friend request from mofo's with PRIVATE profiles. I also have no intention for trading away any of my Tf2 items, unless your offering $1000 in cash, then we'll talk.

RANDOM QUOTES

IF THEY SET THAT ANDROID FREE IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -Iphone users

One of the biggest myths that i used to here as i child was that you have to sleep inside the vagina, not like a sleeping bag or nothin, but you gotta stay inside the ♥♥♥♥♥ for atleast 2-3 hours all that BS. As an adult one of the first things i've learned is that anything longer than 7 seconds is doing way too much. People out their probably gonna be like, "uhhh thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up Maurice your a minute man" No, I said seconds ♥♥♥♥♥. Kevin Hart said you gotta twist it in like 19 different positions in 6-7 seconds and it'll make it to her first. She'll be like, "O this is like 20-30 minutes" Advice time with bhd, i know all the advice. Just don't be surprised when she dosn't pick up the phone when you call and you never see her again, and for some reason her friends whenever they see you they point and laugh. There jealous, cuz they know your right and they jealous, Obviously. -Maurice Barnett

Your chick says u gota lil dic man, you gotta dump her man. U gotta get out there and find someone whos maybe never had any sex. That way she won't know that your awful at it, lel. Thats actually good advice, Why you think so many mans out here lookin for virgins? Huh? Thats real think about it. Everybodys tryna find a ♥♥♥♥♥ that can't tell bad ♥♥♥♥ from good ♥♥♥♥, that way when they give them the weak penis, ♥♥♥♥♥ won't know the difference. Everything is good to a ♥♥♥♥♥ who ain't had nothin before. XDDDDDDXD
I need to get me a virgin... -Kimori Willock

"You get an Archiapelago! And you get an archiapelago! Everyone gets an archiapelago" -Climate Change 2100

*Watches man test out Japanese Virtual Sex simulator

Wtf, wait wtf he's got the thing workin his balls while he's grabbing the tittes. N- n-♥♥♥♥♥ NOOOOOOOO. Atleast if its gonna be virtual reality vagina like atleast make it look better. Your mom walks in on you and that is what she see dude ♥♥♥♥♥ it is over. Everybody dougie bruh, your probaby getting put out, she's gonna get your ass in a focus group cuz you clearly got problems.
This is not a good look XD, this isn't a good look for society. Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up to because no one gonna admit it but everyone is gonna buy the ♥♥♥♥♥. Im in here talkin big ♥♥♥♥, "This is disgusting", ♥♥♥♥♥ imma have 6 of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥.Thats real. XDDDDDDD You couldn't even blame me, you gon have one to and you gonna be talkin ♥♥♥♥ in the comments like im the weirdo. lol
What ever happened to getting real vagina bruh? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is getting lazy to the point where they rather stick their ♥♥♥♥♥ in wii u controllers than have sex. xdddd -Random redditor

My collar stay poppin'. Yes i can rap and no im not from compton. England is my city and if ain't weren't for team 10 the U.S would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ -Adam Conover

Gentlmen, we are NAZIS! -Bill Nye The German Spy

Welp, you made it this far in this clusterf**k of quotes, so as a reward here u go. Steam wallet code: gn5y8 - xz5yi - jqq3d. If it dosn't work someones already beat u to it m8.

Blue Lives Matter!?(2020) updated (GONE SEXUAL!?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVBE-8KRRbQ

Which side are you on, decide now. https://youtu.be/IdyXKJ8NcNI

Why babies need to man up
https://youtu.be/nORv34CSYv0

Dads heartwarming reaction to son coming out as gay https://youtu.be/KSSido3IwnE

Supreme Court rules in favor of death penalty https://youtu.be/Hyph_DZa_GQ

My National anthem https://youtu.be/g7L2zTgCGz4

My favourite time of the year
https://youtu.be/tRxcSNaVCPA