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hello my name is sameer and i am looking to tryout for the role scout for a platinum 6s team. if you have checked my team history u will notice i have never played on a tf2 team. With this information u are probably wondering y i have decided to try out for the highest division despite having no experience. And to reply to that concern i will state i am a minecraft pvp expert and have only lost 32 duels out of my 4820 duels. This leads me to believe i am ready for platinum.
now u may believe this is a unbelievable deal for you and your team to have me, an expert minecraft pvper on your team. However, sadly there is no perfect deal. I have to warn you i have a few guidelines i require you to follow whilst i am on your team. First of all my name is sameer, sameer bhamla and you must address me by my full name, if not i will feed uncontrollably. second if you criticize my play i will switch to spy and disguise as you while letting the enemy team constantly kill me. My third and final rule is you must not call medic more than two times per game, now if you break this rule i will take the medic class before anyone else and you will not be healed for the entire game. I still believe this deal is very favourable as my guidelines are very lenient and easy to follow