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Schtonxe

Always remember these facts when you trade,
And you will get far less problems made,
You will get fewer Error Messages,
When you observe these written passages.
Error is short for Effort in Arrears,
The secret ingredient in my salad is your tears,
And by the way don't just select the first metal you see, it has likely been reserved by your competitor, you see, you can think of as a game of reverse battleships
Where you win if you and your enemy's ships do not get hit.
Donald Trump did a fart that made the sun eclipse,
I can't write good cos I smoked too much roasted oregano herb for this,

What would you do if Shrek told you:
"give me suction at my instruction without obstruction or you will face destruction!"?
What would be your plan of action?
Would you remain loyal?
If he were your green salad, then would you be his slippery oil,
Or would you defy his demands and pop his ogre nut sack like a boil?
Crack his walnuts more rapidly than Lord Farquad's fastest servant,
Or still treat him as your king and regard him as deservant?

Anyway here is my trade url, but you have to follow ALL the above instructions for it to work ' ;.7{)>
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1246947968&token=eZ1QgM6L