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Username: DEXeraser
Nickname: call me DEX / dex
Country: Denmark
Favorite game: Team Fortress 2
Favorite class in TF2: Scout and Medic
Motto: Play Safe - Play Fair - Play to Win
Loves: Food, joking around, art & design, games, stuff
Dislikes: Rude people or being unable to help the troubles of others
Add / Contact: You are always welcome to add me on steam

FrigidGoat: Hello kiddos, do you want free candy? Come to my van and I will take you to a wonderful place with candies and pleassures. Trust me kids

thiccboi: Sup Frigid

FrigidGoat: Sup thiccboi, wanna buy some drugs?

I have 80kg for 10€. Tell me if you need any

thiccboi: Sure, I need sex ones... you know what they say: "It's not rape if she doesn't remember it"

FrigidGoat: Ok, just remember that kids do not fight that hard, you can control them by force pretty easily

thiccboi: Kids have parents so I need something to take them down, I am ok with the kid It's not my first time doing this

FrigidGoat: Parents are human, a shot to the legs and stab them in the neck. Now their child is yours and you can keep him/her in your basement along with that cashier you met

thiccboi: Ugghhh.. cashier.. well she joined natural cycle, you know fertilizig grass with her body. I am pretty sure we talked about her and what happend to her, but yeah the kid is him and it's David, I am pretty sure I sent pictures few days ago

FrigidGoat: Sad, I was beginning to like her after what happened on Friday. We'll have to find a replacement. How old is the new one?

thiccboi: David is 7 and replacment is 19. I am still having troubles using steam, It's really confusing like why does it say comments on the top when we are in a private chat?

FrigidGoat: I don't know, Valve is very confussing. Remember Team Fortress 2? That was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird. I barely knew how to move

At least you picked a young one, those are the best. Their screams young screams are just music to my ears

thiccboi: Yeah. Confusing ♥♥♥♥ aside I agree the young ones are the best. Also did you make sure that nobody saw you, when you came over few nights ago... It was wild

FrigidGoat: Of course I did, I'm not a fresh meat. There was a guy who saw me, but he is floating down a river with his neck broken

thiccboi: Yeah I am glad you did that, but something is bothering me... Something isn't right here, It's wierd that it says comments and other stuff

FrigidGoat: Yeah, is weird, but this American crap is always weird. Remember the Soviet Union? The USA hated them even tho they were obviously better, so don't trust this capitalist pigs

thiccboi: Yeah, my 62 year old eyes are having trouble keeping up wtih this technology and colors on the screen. But that's just me

FrigidGoat: Yes, this modern machines are weird. I remember the old stuff. The first time I got aboard a T-34 during the war it felt like a well designed piece of the USSR, but this phones are just a money-grabbing piece of Millennial garbage

Oh, wait

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I just used those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Steam forums, and they say this is a public comment section

I'll be offline for a few days, can't get arrested again or I'll be in serious problems

thiccboi: Jeff... I think these are comments for real.. ♥♥♥♥ HOW DO WE DELETE THEM

FrigidGoat: I DON'T KNOW, SCREW YOU, IM GETTING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF HERE