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Cooperative individual.
Apparently also a very good friend.
Also most definitely not a villain.
Also most definitely not "one of those trader types"

Trying to cure a recession with more cheap credit is like trying to cure chemotherapy with more cancer.


In case I added you, please, be so kind as to accept the friend request. If you do reject, please be so fair as to communicate a reason for doing so.

If your profile is private or you are a level 0 Steam user, please leave a comment on my profile - otherwise I won't accept your friend request. All other friend requests are accepted without question.

Keine Angst, natürlich spreche ich auch deutsch.
Falls eine Freundschaftsanfrage von mir abgelehnt werden sollte, bitte ich aus Fairnessgründen um eine Rechtfertigung.

If you seriously need a method to verify that I am the real metoxys, check out this handy questionnaire [docs.google.com].
If you do see any impostor, please take a few seconds to report them to me.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How is "metoxys" pronounced?
A: I'll admit that I cheated. Nobody ever asks that! People go out of their way to pronounce me as foolishly as possible instead of asking me how to do it correctly. Here is a .wav of Microsoft Sam pronouncing my name correctly [www.dropbox.com].

Q: Can we trade cards?
A: Yes, please consult this page [www.steamtradematcher.com] to see possible trades.

<jophish> Scientist - My findings are pointless when taken out of context.
<jophish> Media - Scientist claims "findings are pointless"

Jennifer stood there, quietly ovulating. - Adam Cadre

Eve stood there, half-eaten apple in one hand, desire burning in her eyes. Adam screamed "Jesus woman what the ♥♥♥♥ have you done?!!" - Edna Watkins