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alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"; alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"; bind alt "+jumpthrow"

"You are dictatorial." My dear sirs, you are right, that is just what we are. All the experience the Chinese people have accumulated through several decades teaches us to enforce the people's democratic dictatorship, that is to deprive the reactionaries of the right to speak and let the people alone have that rights. - Mao Daddy

All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox
Show him a warm welcome, let's give some applause
Greetings all hello, welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
Eight balls at one time, I'm no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mime
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X coke and K
You should be okay in several hours
He's got over-sized shoes and ill fitting clothes
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose
I'm Cokie the clown, I will trip you down
Those twelve giant steps, I brought you all presents
Against good judgment, but being a good host
You all have been toast, the kettle corn's been laced
The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time
But you might not recall the Rohipnol in the lemonade
Cookie homemade
He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown
He's Cokie the clown

cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt 1.5;cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt 0.75;viewmodel_recoil 0;cl_bob_lower_amt 15;cl_bobamt_lat 0.1;cl_bobamt_vert 0.1
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You clown ♥♥♥♥♥..... (AKA klonkers)