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insert some historical quote or somthing from a videogame character here to boost morale or some ♥♥♥♥ *
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Hi there! I am Varia. I'm just your average dude. If you came here from meeting me in a game to add me/hate me, feel free to write a wonderful comment why/write a angry comment. I have a policy to not add steam accounts under level 5 or with no more than 1 game. Sorry if you somehow fail to meet the basic low quota. Thanks for reading! Btw. I have been told my humor and attitude tend to trigger and offend people. So do me a favour and don't get salty. This is the internet. Grow some thick skin. Ty ty.
Never forget the great /r/Place war.
[15:54] Visiblur: Hvad ville Gorm den gamle ikke have sagt
[16:00] BikingLlama: det ikke ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ civ6
[16:01] Ralle: Hvis historietimerne i gymnasiet lærte mig noget, så var det at man aldrig må kæmpe en tofronts krig.
[16:19] OneTooMany: Danmark ville aldrig kunne bestå hvis i var i folketinget
[16:17] Arky: Hellere død end svensk!
[16:41] averagemonkey: SPÆND JERES CYKELHJELME DANERE, VI SKAL I KRIG
15:13] Nosyeye: hele den her twice affære har givet mig fornyet respekt for Folketingets arbejde
-List off good quotes and memorable moments. Not all of it is funny. But it gives me memorabilia. Enjoy i guess.
Du kan ikke bare spawn i det land du vil. -SCP-096
What is happening? Doomsday?! Hold on i gotta get an ice cream." -Marty Mcbacon
Marty McSeuss: ♥♥♥♥♥ island
Marty McSeuss: where ppl ♥♥♥♥ gold flish
Varia: Some does
Varia: Some pretends to be animals
Varia: And call it a kink
Marty McSeuss: some are the gold fish
Marty McSeuss: and the real gold fish are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ inbetween
Marty McSeuss: i like to imagine a scenario where jesus accidentally used a spell and kills you, and your are just like "jesus, that killed me"
Marty McSeuss: like really disspointed
20:46 - Ψ: When I was a kid I was playing a lot with legos
20:46 - Ψ: One day I accidentally made a swastika symbol
20:46 - Ψ: And I showed it to my parents
16:42 - Take me to church: Of the ♥♥♥♥ in your drive
16:42 - Take me to church: Right click it
16:42 - Take me to church: Open folder
19:39 - Marty McBacon: lion king death scene
19:39 - Marty McBacon: i swear man dont do it
19:39 - Marty McBacon: its a drug
[09.54.25] ⓡⓔⓕⓞⓡⓜⓔⓓ: incest is k as long as it is in anime
[23.07.01] Marty McAdditionalPylons: the dark times of sucking
[23.07.14] Marty McAdditionalPylons: sucking in the dark
21:36 - SL4V`ЯH^v^: Lithuania is like
21:36 - SL4V`ЯH^v^: Undertale
21:36 - SL4V`ЯH^v^: This country is kill or be killed
21:37 - SL4V`ЯH^v^: or either ur drug addict
20:03 - Varia: U doing anything tonight?
20:03 - Marty McBacon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bEh-PEk1g 20:04 - Marty McBacon: not anymore
22:04 - Martendo DS: just ♥♥♥♥
22:04 - Martendo DS: sit in my undies and blast it
[09.17.51] 2.3.5.41: Link me the mod
[09.17.53] 2.3.5.41: to kill kids
[09.17.53] 2.3.5.41: :)))
[10.42.40] Varia: DO YOU SUCK ♥♥♥♥♥
[10.42.55] AGA_: No
[10.43.00] AGA_: Not yet
[10.43.04] Varia: Ooookay
[10.43.08] Varia: Little to real there
[10.25.07] Simon: Just please
[10.25.22] Simon: Never let VariaGaming happen
[10.23.58] Marty McBacon: GET CONNECTIONS
[10.24.00] Marty McBacon: GET PAID
[10.24.01] Marty McBacon: GET LAID
[10.24.03] Marty McBacon: GATORADE
01:13 - Marty McBacon: Hyattsville
01:13 - Marty McBacon: Hahahaha*
[01.20.55] Marty McBacon: but he likes traps
[01.21.06] Marty McBacon: thats at least 50% gay
21:36 - Marty McBacon: I WISH I WAS GAY
19:11 - Marty McBacon: i miss read something and came up with this joke, "yo mama so fat, if she was to play chucky they would call her chunky"
19:11 - Marty McBacon: now that ive expressed it i can die in peace
23:40 - Marty McBacon: this is just too much dildo for me today