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I will NEVER accept your add if your inventory is private. Also, friendly PSA for people just reading this, NO TRADER HAS A PRIVATE INVENTORY FOR ANY REASON. If they do, they are a scammer. Block them right away.


-I am everyone's mom.

-I am a collector of things.

-I main Medic

-I own every Medic weapon in Strange Professional Killstreak, Australium, Festive, and Strange+Collector's where possible.

-As of 6/17/18, I own every available Collector's Medic weapon, and as of 2/18/19, I own them all in Pro KS with Violet kits.

-I am head of the faggotry department at Coxford University.

-I am a musician

-I like purple quite a lot

My Wishlist

- Literally, the only TF2 item I would sell my soul for
-Some other all class unusual with a nice effect (I like the clouds, so Stormy works)
- The Craft #1 Fashionable Megalomaniac and Colonel's Coat (owned by Bobsplosion )
-Unusual weapons or warpaints are good
-Always accepting pure <3
-Please buy me things

A couple personal rules,

-Please don't add me if I don't know you. Like, if I have something you want, comment and I will let you down easy. Or sell something for really overpriced. Basically, if I don't know you, comment before adding.

-Please ask me before you invite me to a game. And tell me what you are doing.

-Make sure my comment section gets as cancerous as possible as fast as possible. I couldn't care less what goes on down there. Usually, it's just amusing for me. Just be generally nice.

-When it comes to sending me messages, please just send one and wait for a response. If I do not respond within, like, twenty minutes, feel free to shoot me another, but don't get upset if I don't reply right away. I try hard all the time, so I don't take time to chat in the middle of games.

-Be nice, it's not that hard.


"When you are happy, you enjoy the music. But when you are sad, you understand the lyrics." -Frank Ocean

"Aim for the stars. They're closer than they look." -Jack Winter

"Old Sport" -Scott Fitzgerald

"Your life is your creation. It's not something that happens to you -- unless you make the foolish mistake of abandoning your position as its chief architect" -Steve Pavlina

"Why are there a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie quotes on your profile?" -Titan

Sidular!: One mans luck is another mans crit

Sidular!: I have a beard
Sidular!: That makes me fluffy
Sidular!: And fluffy things are always adorable

Titan: LOL!!! XDDDDDD

Jack The Stripper: Reminder: Never eat a fetus
snorty: thanks
snorty: i almost forgot