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While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly there came a clapping.
As of asscheeks, gently clapping,
clapping at my chamber door.
"Tis a visitor" I muttered, "Dummy
thicc and nothing more"
-Edgar Allan Poe

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone, like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out that your dad died last night and several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking in to your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should have been because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in.

If you buy a bigger bed you have more bedroom but less bedroom.

Denial: Tried to sneak through the door, man. Can't make it, this sh.it's stuck.
Anger: OUTTA MY WAY SON. DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
Bargaining: Please! I beg you!
Depression: We're dead!
Acceptance: You're a genuine di.cksucker!

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they are aimed at a younger audience.

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