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TO THE FAT UGLY MONGOLOID AT THE DEATH GRIPS SHOW TONIGHT
Everyone there hated you. You came crashing in like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snow monster from Looney Toons and literally knocked a girl down on her face, then proceeded to jump around like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic child. Your beer belly hung out of your shirt and almost made me vomit. The guy next to you had to keep grabbing you and yelled in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ear to go away. Everyone around you was exchanging dirty looks. Everyone wanted you gone, but you were probably too drunk to notice. YOU RUINED THE LAST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SONG OF THE SHOW.
I know you post on /mu/ because you drunkenly yelled it to everyone while waiting to meet MC Ride. And while you and your inbred hick family took turns high fiving and shouting "is this??" MC Ride looked at you and rolled his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes. EVEN MC RIDE HATES YOU.
Go die you absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥, I wish I was able to go up to you and tell you yourself but you were too far away. You are an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and your complete lack of self awareness is astonishing. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toad. You look like Meth Damon if he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. You, a grown man, stomped around like the autistic kid did at middle school dances, during the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fever (Aye Aye). You worm.You entered so many peoples lives in one night and every single one of them hate you. I talked to the guy next to you who was this close to punching you out and he just said that you're the biggest loser he's ever seen. Another woman called you a massive ♥♥♥♥. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slime. I know that every one of those people went home and told their loved ones about you. Mocked your fat disgusting appearance. I need you to know this. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ stain. You are nothing more than a piglet. The amount of people that hate you while not even knowing your name is unreal. Your very existence is mediocre. Please go kill yourself.
I hate Death Grips. I immediately lose respect for anyone who listens to them, and especially those who praise them. Here's why:
Name 20 successful people that listen to them. Pop basically runs the show when it comes to music. This includes artists like Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Zayn Malik, Adele, Katy Perry, Beyonce et al. Pop has artists making significant contributions to the entire music industry.
Death Grips on the other hand pulls most of the heavy weight packaging from teenage angst with each album. They then lay basic synths and a joke of a rapper over it. It generally lags behind pop by a mile or two in inventiveness. I never hear their music in shops or mentioned by anyone over the age of 25.
So tell me again, how exactly do Death Grips innovate? They even struggle to release a new theme with each release, and artwork is about the only original thing with Death Grips.
Yes, Death Grips is stable because they are standing on the shoulders of socially awkward teenagers. Most of the hard work is hashed out before they ever start making "music". This is fine, and what music is all about, but I prefer to be in with the leaders rather than the followers.
What really irks me and what has really brewed my hatred are Death Grips fans. They seem to think Death Grips is responsible for all that is good in the music world. I have just proven how false this is. In my experience, Death Grips fans (virgins, teenagers, and manchildren) are much less helpful than the alternative.
If you want nice pop, listen to Bruno Mars or Taylor Swift. If you like rock, Tame Impala. If you prefer, Drake or Kendrick Lamar. But please, don't feed the idiot magnet that is Death Grips!