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Superhuman God Gamer. Comment before adding me.

Level 100 collection complete! (Apr 8, 2022 4:28pm)

The rat dies in the trap because it does not understand why the cheese is free.

I'm just homesick for the future that never existed.

Open your eyes traveler, wake up.

Don't even be on it Terry, I'm beyond conscious.

My man George woulda been stackin bodies by now.

If a stepper explodes in the boonies and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make that gurgling screaming sound?

Son, don't you know trafficking Coors Beer east of the Mississippi is bootlegging?

France is just a hoax by the Japanese to keep the Russians out of the Mediterranean.

I swear to god another one of you subhuman garbage "use my gambling site and ill buy your unusual yes good deal" with a private inventory adds me I'm going to nuke quebec.

I sexually identify as a machine gun.

Real patriots slot commie scum.

Elon Musk is god (?).

My ego knows no bounds.

1,035,600 hours passed between the completion of the Eiffel tower and the release of Shrek 3 (DVD).

It is 536,738,008 inches from Cape Canaveral Spaceport to the bottom of Challenger Deep

Donald Trump is a meme lord.

The world is wack, man.

My religion is America. George Washington is my God.

HALLOW THE STRONG. REVERE THE JUST AND THE VIRTUOUS. PURGE THE WEAK AND THE SUBVERSIVE.

I dream of house in the country, a wife and kids, and a 37mm pompom autocannon at my side.

And then it fades to black and says "E x e c u t i v e P r o d u c e r D i c k W o l f"

Standby please.

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A soul of energy and steel, streaking along the razors edge, feed the endless night your essence for just one more hit of adrenaline, one last dream, one last chance at infinity, the call of the horizon torments your mind, unreachable but alluring, screaming into the nether the rage of a thousand suns, the inevitability of daybreak, the end of a blurred neon dream, marred only by the aberration of light, shadow, and the whine of the v12.

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I make blamwiches with or without the blam.
– Dub "Dogl" Works

My ♥♥♥♥ is out for harambe and my balls are in your court.
– Dub "Dogl" Works

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Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing afriend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none. When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
– Chief Tecumseh, Shawnee Nation

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
– Robert Frost