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"Live long enough as a Rat, to see yourself become the Chad" - Lost scriptures from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War."
stop playing with my anxiety and tell me who gave me the damn rewards
I am the original (God)squad leader and these are my minions squaddies:

jake the bake
DrGnome97 (real name is actually gnome (ask his mum))
dan dan the man
AndyPings
"scan your arcs" jaybee
some guy named insinity from league whos probably dead now (rip you beautiful junkie)
Special K
not so special K (the best one)

and thats the god squad, silencers of screamers, bane of base builders, the infinite troll.

Do what your mum says because she grew you in her belly and you came out of her privates, lol im so philodophical pmsml xxxx

RUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS, BRO.
Schfifty Five
Chaos is not a pit, chaos...is an escalator.

<23:27:16> "Gnome": [23:26:48] jake savage: This must sound so weird
[23:26:56] jake savage: Just me gulping air and farting
<23:27:22> "Gnome": [23:27:11] jake savage: I'm getting stomach cramp but I just can't stop
<23:29:13> "Gnome": [23:28:55] jake savage: There's someone at the bathroom door
[23:28:59] jake savage: I can't stop
<23:29:19> "Gnome": Ohgod
<23:29:37> "Gnome": [23:29:26] jake savage: I'm brushing my teeth to hide the farts it's not working
"I'm the Juggernaut, ♥♥♥♥♥."

15:07 - [69e] Chicago Ted: so yeah
15:07 - [69e] Chicago Ted: vacation to romania
15:07 - [69e] Chicago Ted: steal some cows
15:08 - [69e] Chicago Ted: buy some bread
15:08 - [69e] Chicago Ted: get slavic women in the back of our truck
15:08 - [69e] Chicago Ted: make a dungeon in someones basement
15:08 - [69e] Chicago Ted: after we tie them up
15:08 - Myke Hawk: One problem though
15:08 - Myke Hawk: I dont have a truck :(((
15:08 - [69e] Chicago Ted: okay
15:08 - [69e] Chicago Ted: steal a truck
15:09 - Myke Hawk: perfect

16:11 - Kiyoura: If piggy gets on when I'm out
16:11 - Kiyoura: You know what to do
16:11 - Kamaji: Sex him up and make him feel special?
16:11 - Kamaji: Thats what you do, right?
16:11 - Kamaji: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay
16:11 - Kiyoura: No, save that for me

06:44 - Hand-Made Kiyoura: Grr
06:44 - ♥♥♥♥-Maid Kiyoura: Arg
06:44 - Hand-Made Kiyoura: Grr
06:44 - ♥♥♥♥-Maid Kiyoura: Arg
06:44 - Hand-Made Kiyoura: Grr
06:44 - ♥♥♥♥-Maid Kiyoura: Arg
06:44 - Hand-Made Kiyoura: Grr
06:44 - ♥♥♥♥-Maid Kiyoura: Arg
06:44 - Hand-Made Kiyoura: Grr
06:44 - ♥♥♥♥-Maid Kiyoura: Arg
06:44 - Hand-Made Kiyoura: Grr
06:44 - ♥♥♥♥-Maid Kiyoura: Arg

22:35 - Regulus: Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious?
22:35 - Regulus: il ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get you
22:35 - McArthur: no please dad
22:35 - Regulus: smash your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ head in
22:35 - McArthur: he was lying

19:35 - CПAPTA: typical american dumb blonde
19:35 - CПAPTA: clearly
19:33 - laurenasdfghjkl: woah
19:33 - laurenasdfghjkl: woah
19:33 - laurenasdfghjkl: woah
19:33 - laurenasdfghjkl: hold it there
19:33 - laurenasdfghjkl: I'm not american k

16:20 - Kiyoura: I really anted to say something mean
16:21 - Sir Poochington the Third: are you trying to forget
16:21 - Kiyoura: But I just couldn't bring myself to it
16:21 - Sir Poochington the Third: the day you lost your anal virginity
16:21 - Sir Poochington the Third: its because you loved it
16:21 - Kiyoura: Yes
16:21 - Kiyoura: y-yes

"No. Because they stole my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lawn gnomes."
"Yeah, you mentioned that. How do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steal 40 thousand dollars in decorative lawn fixtures? Where the hell did you even get that many gnomes?"
"I worked briefly as a prostitute in Thailand. The antique gnome collection was my retirement plan."

"Good and Evil are relative but being a ♥♥♥♥ can not be allowed"