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Hyena, warframe partner, binding of isaac modder, fur ♥♥♥, general dumbass
Stupid Quotes and Stuff:
"Shoot your Gu my dood" - Rainbow Six sometimeish
"In 1 million years, oil made of hitler will be put into a car and that will be the plot of Cars Fuhrer. Anne Frank comes back too as Van Frank." - Rhoos
"Are you smarter than an unconcious 12 year old?" - Georglforgl
Garugamesh hungers for souls.
"I need to meet my daily shanking quota" - Cytato
"There's no kill like overkill *launches RPG*" - sea based killing machine
Never forget the olgineer. May his mini-sentries live on.
I'm sorry. Your condition has advanced to terminal 7...
I'll DDOS your nan's life support AND your washing machine!
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocoust." - Greg
"Need help?" - Kippsee
Crits, grab em while ya can lads. Crits, phloggy-woggy-woggy!
"You know whats a funny meme? Old women having to pay taxes." -Shrk
"Blow job? Blow unemployment." - Rai
"Boiling ice water. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apricot." - Gordon Ramsay
"Chat ♥♥♥♥ get banged." - Rhoost
"Hurry up ♥♥♥♥ flicks, we're being chased by nerds." - DurrHurrDurr
Raptor Jesus is the true messiah
"I have broken my leg. I will express my pain with the only emotion I know, sexual tension." - Playingtehgaem
"It's not rape if they don't say no, so knock em out and your good to go!" - noobkang
Ahh yes, that classic Bob Ross episode where he paints the home of dark lord Baphomet, bringer of suffering and despair.
"Why not download more ram?" - Nabby Narwhal
Gettin' real tired of your ♥♥♥♥ my child.
"Why can't we start a third holocaust in Kazakhstan?" - sharki
Electronic scraps
Born too late to explore the Earth. Born too soon to explore the universe. Born just in time to browse dank memes.
You dense mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Hey, pick a number from 1 to 100. Oh, you are correct, the number was ♥♥♥♥.
"Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying." - Soundboard Ramsay
"Eat a snickers because your not you when your not you." - christian danish pastry
"Everyone just has to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday don't they..." - Shark Butt
What's in the bag? It's people? Oh nooooo!
"Just because you accidently tried to kill yourself..." - shrk
"Finna nut, can you use it in a sentence? Yes: I'm finna nut" - Josh
"My arms are so thin, I call them boneless pizza" - joe
"Have you touched a breast today? Why yes, yes I have" - danilol
"What is this mickey mouse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I see before my very eyes." - Py
How could we have forgotten the strongest of the Pillar Men, Lil Jon?
I like my coffee how I like my jokes about how I like my coffee: I don't.
"He ate him... with his ♥♥♥♥?" - a reptile
HELP ME. HELP. ME.
BIT CONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECC
"I thought of a beese churger at work and just started laughing like an idiot" - Gorgletto
"Livin life in the sad lane" - Laurennnnenen
"Whoever thought of spaghetti is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥, like who looks at some pasta and says this would be better if it was long" - Jivey Wivey
"That was the biggest ♥♥♥♥ play since the Tiaman Square Massacre" - Jivelle again
Mirror mirror on the wall, who will torture my ♥♥♥♥ and balls?
God cucked Joseph? "Yeah and Joseph is mad, he's coming back and he's ready to get down" - Daxxxxxxxx
"Don't yuck his yum" -vaaarg
"nipples are just brail" - skyeyeyey
"the boy need his bovril help him" - jiby
"if you cut him up you could make an exodia out of him" - rore
"dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. made you out of clay. dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, you are really gay" - doodery
how to spell because: BOILED EGGS CAUSE AUTISM UNANIMOUSLY EXPERTS AGREE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ speaking in moon runes. - dog man
"Why are you so obsessed with dog food Chris?" - Salmon Slice
I don't really add stuff to this list anymore, it's been a fun ride :) - Floof 2019