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The Embodiment of Mediocrity

gr8 song m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTJc_Yt2Z4s

PsychoTrout:
Pactrout: I'm just watching her heart monitor numbers praying she doesn't wake back up
SmodKing: OH
SmodKing: DAMN
Pactrout: Until I'm gone, that came out wrong
SmodKing: PAC
SmodKing: are you on your meds
(Sunday, July 30th. 12:53:41 AM)

Other random Pactrout Convos/BS

Pactrout: I tried that but too many lady fish crave my giant Jew schlong

SmodKing: you know what puts me in a good mood?
SmodKing: 2015 trout
Pactrout: What's he got that I don't got?
Pactrout: A huge ♥♥♥♥ sure, but besides that
SmodKing: he was quieter and less obnoxious

Pactrout: I'll hire you, as my personal monkey assistant
Pactrout: Your first assignment:
Pactrout: KILL RAYMOND

Pactrout: Dude Ray keeps asking me if Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Pactrout: It's really creeping me out can you tell him to cut it out?
Pactrout is now Away.
SmodKing: he said that he is sorry and will never bring it up ever again he made me admin in compensation

SmodKing: I hope you know that I am spiratically taking some of these things you are saying and completely taking away all context to make it look REALLY bad for you.
Pactrout: How's that?
SmodKing: you'll see!

“You sunk my battle sheep” - me, 2017.

Caelan: "I bet Spookysmoke jerks it to Drake N' Josh"

DDOS-er and proven ♥♥♥♥ lord
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Purplevaporz/

SmodKing: Im gonna go play a SPG
MrPhish21: whats spg?
SmodKing: well you see when I say SPG in any context it means that I am shortening the phrase "Single Player Game" but it is not to be confused with RPG, thats role playing game or Rocket Propelled Grenade, which a grenade on a rocket is really terrifying but I want one because the deer in my backyard wont STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AT 3 AM. Like ♥♥♥♥ me dude its really awful, kinda like Bernie. Not bernie sanders, Bernie the old dude down the street. He shot my cat with an arrow and I dislike him now
MrPhish21: what the ♥♥♥♥ bernie
MrPhish21: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ castrate him with his own arrow
MrPhish21: what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

MrPhish21: its weird that you wanna ♥♥♥♥ deer
MrPhish21: you some kinda furry?
SmodKing: uh
SmodKing: no
SmodKing: not at all
SmodKing: nope
MrPhish21: debateable
SmodKing: not one bit
MrPhish21: im on the horn with ajit pai right now
MrPhish21: he says your history?
MrPhish21: full of furry porn
SmodKing: that was my dog
SmodKing: I swear
SmodKing: she's smart
MrPhish21: your dog seems to be really into foxes and birds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
MrPhish21: might need to talk to him about that
SmodKing: I SAID "HER" DID YOU ASSUME HER PRONOUNS

Pactrout: If you ever want to destroy me get good at drop attacks
SmodKing: noted

"Ray doesn't rule, he drools. Pactrout rules with an iron fin" - brody

SmodKing: but its also a SPG
MrPhish21: im talking like, servers of 30+
MrPhish21: yeah its also a spg
MrPhish21: wait
SmodKing: *refers to steam profile*
MrPhish21: in this sense, what is a spg
SmodKing: Self Propelled Garry
MrPhish21: wheres he going
SmodKing: no body knows

SmodKing: what song should I listen to
MrPhish21: ok, its a weeb ass weeb song, but its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bop so hear me out ok?
SmodKing: I dont like where this is going

Pactrout: Nah man why get a hooker when I can ♥♥♥♥ Ray for free

SmodKing: yeet
Jet: yeet
SmodKing: using my pro gamer tips?
Jet: yeah but I ran into problems carrying teamkillers