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HELLO FRIENDS. My name is Matt and I'm a huge fan of Valve games, such as Dota 2, Team Fortress 2 and the Left 4 Dead, Portal and Half Life series.

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MY FAVOURITE QUOTES:

Elliott: We should totally get Facebook married. It's the only gay thing we haven't done yet... Apart from actually be gay.

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Viper: So what is Origin like anyway?

Scotty: How to explain, it's like uh.. Imagine a piece of ♥♥♥♥... And then.. Imagine that Origin is in it.. and that...thats what Origin is.

Viper: ...So its like 'Originception'?

Scotty: No, it's a piece of ♥♥♥♥.

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Tom: SPOT O MICRIM?

Me: You're sposed to be going to bed!

Tom: i am

Tom: I AM RIMMING IN BED

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Me: Oooh, I nearly had you...!

Scotty: Nearly is not almost.

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Me: WHATS THAT GOOBER.

Me: YOU WANT TO DONATE TO YOUR BEST PAL MATT?

Goober is now Offline.

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Tom: Which of you two is shooting me, for goodness sake!? Either HIT ME or stop it!

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Viper: why?

Me: cause its super cheap atm is all

Viper: well so are you but i dont think any girl will notice that anytime sooon HEEEYO okay what the ♥♥♥♥ am i doing

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๖Scotty: i'm having more packet loss than viper when he tries to play mailman

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Me: So are you rich?

Viper: No, we're not.

Me: Do you live in a mansion?

Viper: No!

Me: Do you live in a manor?

Viper. NO! WE'RE JUST MIDDLE-AGED!

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Walrus: YOU HAVE A COW BASHING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF YOU AND YOU HOOK SUPER MARIO?!

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๖Scotty: you want in

๖Scotty: i will get my awnser

๖Scotty: one way or another

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๖Scotty: this would end very quickly

๖Scotty: with

๖Scotty: like

๖Scotty: 1 word

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๖Scotty: someday
๖Scotty: you'll meet a woman
๖Scotty: and that woman will stab you
๖Scotty: because it will be me
๖Scotty: after i do a sex change
๖Scotty: so i can get close to you
๖Scotty: and then stab you
๖Scotty: in the ♥♥♥♥
๖Scotty: and then i reverse sex change myself
๖Scotty: into god knows what
๖Scotty: can they even do that?
๖Scotty: you know
๖Scotty: recover the penis?
๖Scotty: or is it like being black?
๖Scotty: you can't ever go back

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