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SKRAWWWWHAT THE CLUCK DID YOU JUST SKREEEE CLUCKING SAY ABOUT US, CAAAWWW YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥? CAWW CAWW I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SKREE I GRADUATED TOP OF MY FLOCK CA-CAWW AT THE AUDUBON SOCIETY, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SKRAWWW RAIDS ON THE MUDMEN'S FRESHLY WASHED CAWWW-CARS AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PECKINGS. I AM TRAINED SKREEE IN JOCKDAW WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP CA-CAWW DIVEBOMBER IN THE ENTIRE MURDER. YOU SKREE-CAWW ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL CAWW WIPE YOU THE CLUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE CA-CAWW LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE SKREE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY CLUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAWW-CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT GUANO TO ME SKREE OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, CLUCKER. AS WE SKREEE I AM CAWW-CALLING MY SECRET NETWORK OF STARLINGS ACROSS THE USA CA-CAWW AND YOUR PATHETIC MUDMAN CAVE IS SKREE BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER SKRAWW PREPRE FOR THE STORM OF FEATHERY WINGS, MUD-MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC CAWW THING YOU CAW-CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE CLUCKING DEAD, MUDKID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN PECK YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS SKREEEEE, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY CAWWW BEAK. NOT ONLY AM I CA-CAWW EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN CLAWLESS CAW-COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE SKRAWW CLAWS OF THE OHIO BIRD SANCTUARY AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL SKREE-CAWW EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE MUD-ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CAW-CONTINENT, YOU RUNNY GUANO. IF ONLY YOU CAW-CAWWW COULD HAVE KNOW WHAT PLUMED RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE CAWWW "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU SKREEEE, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR CLUCKING MUD-TONGUE. BUT YOU CAW-CAWWW COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU DAMNABLE OFFENSE TO THE ALL-FATHER SKRA WWW. I WILL ♥♥♥♥ FURY ALL OVER YOUR CAR CAW-CAWWWW AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE CLUCKING DEAD, MUD-KID.