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if you don't want a match full of bots, don't re queue or disconnect from a botless match. risking bots cuz you don't like the map or your ping is a bad gamble (April)

"Daryl Davis baby, Daryl Davis cracked the motherfu*ckin' code -- God Bless." (Oct)

you are garbage
and not just TV show prop garbage arranged to be readable
REAL garbage
garbage that not even the greatest trash sh#*tter could make. You were -- made by god -- to be garbage. BY GOD: you are miserable garbage, until the black pith of your soul is liquefied and manifested into an emotionally painful feeling. (March)

kill engie mains - behead pyro mains - kazotsky kick engie main into the concrete - slam dunk a pyro main baby into the trash can while ubered - crucify filthy engie mains - defecate into pyro mains masks - air blast engie mains into sticky traps - stir fry pyro mains in a kritzkreig push - toss engie mains into a revved brass beast - urinate into pyro main's gas tank - judo throw engie mains into a rampaging phlogistinator - twist pyro mains heads off - report engie mains to the administrator - jarate chop pyro mains in half - pub stomp pregnant engie mains - trap pyro mains in spawn - crush engie mains in the trash compactor - liquify pyro mains in a vat of bonk atomic punch - eat engie mains - headshot pyro mains - exterminate engie mains in the intel room - stomp pyro main skulls with mantreads - cremate engie mains in the underworld - stairstab pyro mains - mandatory taunt killing for engie mains - tripple crocket pyro main fetuses in the garbage disposal - drown engie mains in scrumpy - vaporize pyro mains with a cowmangler - triple meatshot old engie mains down the stairs - feed pyro mains to alligators - shatter mad milk into engie mains eyes - pootis pow a pyro main off hightower - split engie main femurs with a market gardener - skewer a pyro main into the wall with a huntsman - shove a engie main into crit stickies - teleport pyro mains off a cliff - airshot engie mains with a direct hit - annihilate a pyro main with a beggars bazooka - camp engie main teleporters - slice pyro mains with a half-zatoichi (February)

i wouldn't be surprised if 600 of my hours were counted in the main menu, but i reset my stats when i was at 7k hours (i forget why) anyways, that means when you see 200 - 500 hours on any given class, there's around 6400 hours unaccounted for (i probably have more hours on heavy than most heavy mains worth their salt) (April)

racist c*nts will be banned (April)

You're Embarrassing. (Jan)

imagine being so much of an ass mad piss baby re*tard to bi*tch about p*ussy & ping over 30 until your friends are unanimously (and secretly) annoyed (May)