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The year is 2152, Corsair is now manufacturing every conceivable PC component with RGB lighting controllable through Corsair Link. Corsair Link headers now built into the socket and no longer needs USB headers. There is a single external hub running over USB 11.9 type z that controls your RGB keyboard, RGB mouse, RGB headphones, triple 256k OLED-Z type 8 monitors with RGB trim, RGB desk, RGB chair, RGB fan, RGB smartphone, RGB doorbell, and RGB sidewalk with tempered glass picket fence style side panels. Corsair have just announced that they have gained a controlling market share in Christmas lights and you hope they are compatible with your sidewalk when the new line launches next fall. You hear rumors that Corsair are releasing RGB houses made entirely of tempered glass that will actually sync up to grandma's computer that only 2 USB 11.3 type x connectors with an affordably priced adapter that only requires the use of 2 ports. 3 years down the line after buying her the RGB tempered glass house you look on in horror as you notice that she had gotten the Corsair RGB tramp stamp tattoo that synced to the RGB corsair nipple rings. You regret buying her that house because you cannot unsee your grandmother's wrinkly boobs with the same RGB nipple rings you gave your wife for your 2nd anniversary. You petition to end tempered glass housing, but the petition gets shut down by the President of the United States and CEO of Corsair who had the Whitehouse retrofitted with RGB lighting and tempered glass windows in his first term. You look at the world realizing that things have gone too far and suddenly you realized that you have become your father who always said the world was messed up but you never believed it. You get a life insurance policy and buy a cheap tempered glass RGB coffin to go in the RGB burial plot your mother insisted you should get just in case. You then lose all hope for humanity and hang yourself with a Corsair brand RGB network cable.