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I have been called: EatYourSheep EYS Sheep Eat Mr. Sheep EatYourSh*t EatYourSheepo EatYourSleep MemeYourSheep EatMyCock EatMyAss Sheeo Sheepy EatYourBleep DrinkYourBleach MemeYourBleach EatYourPeep Sheepers Mr. Sheep Consumer EatYourMutton VoreYourSheep SheepMan EatYourCake
Thank you, all of you are awesome. :P
Favorite quotes:"š½š"
~Discord
"DON'T MAKE ME GO SUPER SAYAN! I AINT AFRAID TO KICK A PUPPY"
~Discord
"Lasky: I just read your quote wall, i think my sides are broken now
Lasky: And my will to live
EatYourSheep: I am adding what you just said to the quote wall. Thank you.
Lasky: XD
Lasky: YUS
Lasky: I can die peacefully now"
~Steam Messages
"[stfunicorn]: good think yall arent sheep farmers
[Karrat]: no you eat your sheep
[EatYourSheep]: lol
[CarrotFarmer]: hehe nic one bill
[Guivre]: Don't tell me what to do
[DevErratic]: Mmmm mutton"
~Overwatch
"[EatYourSheep]: Why do I keep on seeing you? lol
[THOTPATROL]: i dont know maybe i just havnet learned to start eating my sheep"
~Overwatch
"Person: I just realized, is your username 'EatYourSheep'?
Me: Yeah.
Person: Huh... points for creativity.
Me: Thanks!"
~Overwatch
"sheep you sound like a nerd no offense lol"
~CS:GO (While explaining what Bitcoin mining is to someone.)
"Did anyone ever find it attractive when bugs bunny would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?"
~Overwatch
"Person: I have never heard of Halo 1 coming out on the PC.
Me: Like how no one on this chat knows about Spyro.
Person: Probably because it is some furry game."
~Discord (Paraphrased.)
"EatMyCock...hey, you shut up... [Garbled speech]!" (No one had said anything when he paused twice.)
~CS:GO
"A birthday ate my sheep what?"
(The username came out as "Birthday | EatYourSheep" and not "Birthday! EatYourSheep".)
~Team Fortress Classic (On my birthday! :D)
"I thought you were called EatYourSleep... Three meals a day plus sleep."
~Team Fortress 2
"EatYourSheep : Tell us a bear fact bearfacts
BearFacts: Bearfact #58: We shouldn't watch bears f*ck cause they'll get pissed"
~Team Fortress 2
"ā„Grimey Savageā„ : this is my first game
...
EatYourSheep : This is legit my first game guys.
Jolly : but this is still my first game
ā„Grimey Savageā„ : same eatyoursheepo"
~Team Fortress 2 (Obviously not our first games...)
"Person 1: Oh, it did not make sense to me until I saw your profile picture to understand your name EatYourSheep!
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: It's a picture of a wolf and wolves eat sheep!"
~Team Fortress 2
"EatYourSheep : Windows 95, how much did you use Windows 95 back in the 90's?
Windows 95 : As much as people smoked in the 60's
Akumu-chee : ouch
EatYourSheep : lol
EatYourSheep : Good one
"
~Team Fortress 2
"Me: Frickin' Sentry
Guy: Why frick?
Me: Because why not?
Guy: Why don't you say f*ck like a normal person?"
~Team Fortress 2
"Can you kill that sniper please Mr. Sheep?"
~Team Fortress 2
"ā„ā„ā„ u ur loud"
~Tower Unite
(Getting kicked or banned for playing ear rape on multiple displays... I'm so sorry XD.)
"EatYourSh*t get off of the drums!"
~Tower Unite
(Playing off beat to a YouTube video on purpose.)
"I think the types of people who say dubstep is really good are the types of people who like to wear v-necks"
~Discord (I know this isn't Steam related but it is still funny)
This was after I posted some of my electronic music from Spotify... most of it was chillstep, sort of like dubstep, but whatever.
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