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That awkward moment when…
you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction..

That awkward moment when…
someone tells you to stop clicking your pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it

That awkward moment when…
somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know which eye to look at.

That awkward moment when…
the guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.

That awkward moment when…
someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

That awkward moment when…
you wave to someone and it turns out they were waving to the person behind you.

That awkward moment when…
someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…

That awkward moment when…
The your chair makes a farting noise & no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again.

That awkward moment when…
you change your Facebook status to ”single” and your ex ‘Likes’ it.

That awkward moment when…
your teacher is helping someone with their work, and her ass is in your face

That awkward moment when…
you go to a friends yard sale .. and you see the gift you got them for their birthday is for sale!

That awkward moment when…
the someone says ”you two should go out!”

That awkward moment when…
Your at a friends house and thier dog won’t stop sniffing your crotch.

That awkward moment when…
you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn’t your Mom.

That awkward moment when…
The awkward moment when you attempt to tickle someone’s armpit and end up feeling the moist on your fingers.

That awkward moment when…
that awkward feeling when you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet after using it, then take a deep breath and decide well I got to get it now.

That awkward moment when…
two people start a conversation on your facebook status.

That awkward moment when…
you’re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you’re so hilarious.

That awkward moment when…
When you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

That awkward moment when…
you realize you used the status bar instead of the search bar!

That awkward moment when…
you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious!

That awkward moment when…
when you tell a joke and nobody laughs then a few seconds later they all get it…

That awkward moment when…
someone asks you whats wrong and they are the problem

That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the WHOLE time.

That awkward moment when…
you get hung up on and you continue the conversation alone to attempt to fool the other people in the room..

That awkward moment when…
you do a math problem, and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

That awkward moment when…
you are in the grocery store and someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move.

That awkward moment when…
…that awkward moment after you call your girlfriend the wrong name.

That awkward moment when…
you think you wrote a great status and then nobody likes it…..

That awkward moment when…
you hold the door for someone and you’re left standing there for an eternity because they move at a turtle’s pace.
That awkward moment when…
U look in a car window to fix ur hair.. after standing there for 5 minutes… you see someone in the car…

That awkward moment when…
you struggle to open the door at the Gym

That awkward moment when…
your trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water came out

That awkward moment when…
the weirdest kid in school is in a relationship and you’re still sing