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Pandas make me weawwy angwy. Yes iwt's wwong theiw habitat iws getting destwoyed but bamboo iws usefuw as ♥♥♥♥ awnd we awe gwowing mowe tuwu twy awnd compensate. Fuwthewmowe thiws wouwdn't be a huge issue if pandas themsewves hadn't swapped tuwu sustaining themsewves own bamboo because they'we wazy as ♥♥♥♥. Uwu think natuwe designed a hewbivowe thawt big? show me anothew vegetawian beaw.... They swapped tuwu bamboo awnd thawt's why they'we so wistwess awnd wazy awnd usewess as ♥♥♥♥, they sweep aww the time awnd got no wibido because of iwt. Get thewm bawck tuwu eating meat awnd they'd stawt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awnd couwd wive own theiw own. Fow ♥♥♥♥ sakes, sowme wazy gweedy beaw gets tuwu get pampewed awnd watch pown aww day (they have dvds made fow thewm) whiwe i have tuwu get up awnd wowk? wazy, wazy, wazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ i weawwy hate how much money iws spent own thewm tuwu. Awthough given the fact thawt china has nowt owne animaw wight waw i think iwt's pwetty wikewy if peopwe thought they wewe magic ow sowme ♥♥♥♥ they'd be hunted tuwu extinction by now. But no, iws iwt because of theiw cowouw scheme? duwu peopwe actuawwy find thewm cute? iwt's juwst a beaw with ♥♥♥♥ camoufwage, fow ♥♥♥♥♥ sake why down't uwu gow admiw
Jesus chwist i hate pandas ok. By the way if uwu make thiws speech in pubwic peopwe get weawwy pissy with uwu. Anothew weason tuwu be pissed at those wazy gweedy non humping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beaws. I'm nowt kidding, i weawwy duwu diswike thewm. They'we my weast favouwite animaw awnd thawt incwudes even wasps awnd ♥♥♥♥, because at weast a wasp iws good at whawt iwt does, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up with its awse needwe. I hate pandas so much, my famiwy used tuwu get pissed off whewn we'd be watching attenbowough ow discovewy channew awnd i'd juwst have wet woose my tiwade against thewm. Othewwise my bwood pwessuwe juwst spikes. I need tuwu wet out my diatwibe, awthough own occasion if i was feewing fatigued i'd juwst hiss awnd boo (wike they wewe pantomime viwwains) untiw they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got off my scween. Uwu down't wawnt tuwu be thewe whewn a chawity advewt cowmes own fow thewm. Snow weopawds in those advewts i got no pwobwem with, they'we aww awone awnd pwobabwy have sowme gweat mentaw fowtitude, they'd take uwu bawck tuwu theiw shack tuwu dwink vodka awnd be aww gwizzwed wike sowme sibewian peasant who accepts theiw wot in wife. But pandas wanting chawity? man nowt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ getting my money entitwed wittwe ♥♥♥♥♥. I'd wathew give iwt tuwu mtombe who needs a new weww ow cup of watew ow something. I'm nowt paying fow wazy beaws tuwu watch pown aww day because bewieve me nobody pays fow me tuwu duwu thawt awnd i wikewy duwu iwt bettew than thewm. Heww they even watch the same dvd wepeatedwy, iwt's wike get sowme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ options. Get sowme cwass awnd sowme taste. Thanks fow wistening.