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"A good scout" - Toofty

I thought i should start collecting things people say to me in tf2, maybe you will find these as funny as i did.
Started: 10/03/2021

(Team Fortress 2)
sam from funni game sam and max : holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ another dildo joke on the original
suicidal sid : ♥♥♥ u shabby YA HAXCKING ♥♥♥♥
Yankes : ♥♥♥♥ scunts
Yankes : worst class
Yankes : ♥♥♥
Phaze : oh that's right, you're literally an irrelevant toxic pubber
Fat Autistic Manchild : how much of an egotistical ******** do you have to be to name your gun after yourself
Slooe : ♥♥♥
TaReOs : TooShabby XDDD
Hunter Thompson : he's cheating
Hunter Thompson : that heavy aimbotting
*DEAD* i am tired : yea
Hunter Thompson : he definitly is, lol
Hunter Thompson : that heavy playing with cheats
Fheuef : huh
Fheuef : well **** you shabby
*DEAD* Kasprio : Shabby your roasts arent special
*DEAD* qabRieL : shabby need pocket
*DEAD* Lazy but in Virtual Reality lol : **** off shabby go be salty somewhere else
*DEAD* Fheuef : wow **** you shabby
*DEAD* I am tired : Shabby you're using cheats we all know that
I got some jellybeans : He's just got like 3 medics on him at all time, one to uber, one to kritz and one for massages i guess.
*DEAD* The *** man : Hitler was better than you
The *** man : and he died of fall damage
*DEAD* Guido Mista : I hope i choke on a ****
Guido Mista : i mean u
Tainted Crowdfunder : shabby is cheating btw
Pokedude (Gamer Girl) : ******er
Pumpkingamer : SHABBY STUB UR TOE
*DEAD* Pumpkingamer : die in hole
*DEAD* Father Skabb's : Shabby have my kids
Godzilla fan forever bday in 7 : ♥♥♥♥♥
Godzilla fan forever bday in 7 : nah, you are just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tryhard
Finn : shabby no
Shabby : SHABBY YES
Moonshark19 : tell your sniper hes a ♥♥♥♥♥
enjoyker : if youre a scout, ♥♥♥♥ you, forever. with love, Enjoyker
The Chazz : SPOOKY YOU ARA C UN
The Chazz : TY
The Chazz : spooky you are a bithc
Major Demon : also ♥♥♥♥ off spooky
Major Demon : ♥♥♥♥ OFF
Major Demon : ♥♥♥♥ OFF SPOOKY
Damek : toospooky is a bottom
The Chazz : Tooshabby is the mr x of this server
DR.TheTrueHawndsomeReaper : YOUJ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DR.TheTrueHawndsomeReaper : LIKE I PLAY WITHOUT A DISGUISE PROPERLY AND OFC SOME ♥♥♥♥ HAS TO RUIN IT
DR.TheTrueHawndsomeReaper : virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Lysergic acid diethylamide : hey blu kicl the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for the meme
DR.TheTrueHawndsomeReaper : YOU SWEAT♥♥♥♥S
MeatBoi : kick shaby
Nerkie (The Chaos King) : LMAO
Nerkie (The Chaos King) : going sniper just for that
Nerkie (The Chaos King) : ♥♥♥♥♥
neodracon777 : can you stop acting like youre some kind of pro there scout
mr. janitor : shabby the ♥♥♥♥ is your issue
mr. janitor : bro imagine having an australium
dj : habby ♥♥♥♥ off
Sophia : mullet heavies are always ♥♥♥♥♥
Taomon : shabby how do i get as cool as you
BigStupid : spend less time working out and more time playing tf2
Shabby : suck ♥♥♥♥, idk
SomethinStupid354 : who the hell is shabby
Shabby : your father's lover
SomethinStupid354 : they aren't here
SomethinStupid354 : nobdoy in the server has that name
t : shabby isnt real?
Hiora Aulori : who is shabby

(Hell Let Loose)
[HoleFister] shabby ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself

This guy was being really toxic because we pushed his team back to their spawn, so i spammed some binds to shut him up, it didn't work:
martasak64 : toxic ♥♥♥♥ toospooky
martasak64 : noobs
martasak64 : imagine coming to our spawn to spawnkill us instead of playing objective
martasak64 : hahah and you are adult? you act like big British kid who never goes outside
martasak64 : stfu British ♥♥♥♥♥♥
martasak64 : Kick too spooky
martasak64 : ♥♥♥♥ YOU TOOSPOOKY IDIOT
martasak64 : too spooky stfu dumb kiddo

Some retarded american in vc: "Shabby, Shabby, Shabby i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carried you ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you should kill yourself, i mean theres like a 40% chance you will kill yourself, right?"

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