Inventory

“My name, oh, let me tell you my name. Uh, I’m confused. Because uh. You know. Like we’re supposed to believe in the ministry, right? So is the is the is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because I never when to school. Right? Does a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand you see when you go like that, right? You have a cross, two sticks, right? And that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo, because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto. Hey hi guys you know me Steve Spiros, easy going? Those who know me, I’m a nobody, you understand? And you can’t kill a person with no body. So why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the bogeyman. Who’s the bogeyman? YOU figure it out. I’m getting out of here. I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out and I’m going to wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their TITS and have short skirts and then they feel VIOLATED when I LOOK at them. Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I’m WIERD. Uh. I’m from Humberside. I’m sorry if I uh, if I made a fool of Humberside. But all those people who called me a SLEEPWALKER - I woke up. Now I’m going back to sleep cause I’m going to be committed in a isolation room. Because I’m going to go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am. A ♥♥♥♥ UP. GOODBYE. Hey Toronto, the good- Look at - look at this square used to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when I worked here, now it looks like New York, Manhattan. Where are the bums? There are no bums here. Toronto doesn’t have bums. But Waterloo, they’re creating bums. They created ME. Why? I don’t know. Maybe it’s the church. Talk to the pope. He knows everything. I had it. I’m going to DIE. How can you DIE when you’re DEAD? Oh wait a second, I’m going to be crucified, right? I’m not going to raise my voice.”