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No hablo inglés, señor.

I have blistering autism.

Someone end me please.


"the moral is to only bully someone if they have a biiiiiiiig penis" -Ericc
"damn and ariel gets bullied all the time here
maybe he's the real winner in the end" -Ace

"Hey Kev. You care if I talk about this right?" -me
"No. But that's never stopped you before." -Burlap Jesus

"You're an easy mode bot who gets killed by snipers with 3 hours in the game. You're fat, terrible at any game you play, you have a horrible family, and I LOVE YOU! " -Corn Cobbler

"The only meat I want is yours Leatherdaddy~ <3" -some Leatherface fetishizer

"You're like the Hindenburg, but with feet." -Burlap Jesus

"He's honestly a god amongst men." -minecraftmaster22

"Do feel dumb." -LemonadeMochi

"oh hey btw
im ur characters father in law
cus i married the mother of your wife
so ya" -Tactical Narwhal
"Thanks Daddy Dylan" -me
"die" -Tactical Narwhal

"You have more use as fertiliser than a functioning human being." -some Brit ♥♥♥♥

"ariel is the 1960s volkswagon van of automobiles
slow, big, and needs alot of fuel (food) get anywhere" -Burlap Jesus

"I've come from the future to save future generations from your degeneracy." -Burlap Jesus

"The illegals scare me." -Tactical Narwhal

"sorry i dont wanna draw ugly bastard hentai lmao" -Ace

"Chili is useless on him." -Me
"Well that's something else you have in common." -minecraftmaster22

"Well first time I heard you, you sounded like a 32 year old man. Now you sound 16." -Valster
"I'm 19." -Me

"Hey Ariel. Can you come to my house, so I can tie you to my house and make sure it doesn't get blown away?" -HAVOC

"How do you do, fellow Tard in arms?" -Hazmatt

"I say you look like chewed gum stuck to the bottom of a bench." -Burlap Jesus

"What? I'm trying to watch the furry porn." -minecraftemaster22

"you're gonna fall
and you're gonna fall far and hard
you might not get back up
and i'll be standing there
laughing at your compromising position
stomping you further into the dirt
and i'll kneel down and whisper to you
"you asked for it with a steam profile like that"
is that really how its gonna be
eating the very thing that makes up your kinds' very essence
dirt"- Burlap Jesus

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Leatherface.His gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the actual meta most of the add-on's effect will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also his intelligence, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his voicelines draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The P3 Leatherface players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his gameplay mechanics, to realise that they aren't just intricate - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike or rage against Leatherface truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sense in Leatherface's existential catchphrase “GYAAAHGYAAAHGAAAHHHEHH” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mathieu Côté’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Leatherface tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Discord: Bard T#8858