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Does Lightning McQueen have Car insurance or Life insurance?

Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

If 2 vegetarians are arguing, is it still considered beef?

If you say "It's Opposite day!" on Opposite day, is it still Opposite day?

If the opposite of a Pro is a Con, then is the opposite of progress congress?

If a fork were gold, then is it still considered silverware?

Will 100 minutes save me 100% on car insurance?

What if air has a flavor, but we're so used to it that it now tastes like nothing?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, then why is it still considered #2?

Why do people say "slept like a baby," when babies never shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and stay asleep?

What's the point of rhetorical questions?

Why is "boring as hell" an expression? I thought hell was lit 24/7.

Why are there locks on the doors for stores that are open 24/7?

When Buzz Lightyear was in denial of being a toy, why did he freeze when Andy showed up?

If 2 people on opposite sides of the earth put bread on the ground, does the earth become a sandwich?

Why aren’t babies considered 9 months old at birth?

If you hit yourself and it hurt, are you strong or weak?

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, how did it fall off in the first place?

Do dogs look at police dogs and go "Oh ♥♥♥♥, it's the cops?"

In a world with a talking dog, why doesn’t Scooby-Doo have any actual ghosts?

If one smokes a cigarette backwards, would it cure their lung cancer?

Do crabs think other fish can fly?

If a woman’s nipple needs to be censored, but a man’s doesn’t, can I censor a woman’s nipple with a man’s nipple?

Why are they called buildings if they’re already built?

If shorts are called “shorts,” then why aren’t pants called “longs?”

Why does “Fridge” have a D, but not “Refrigerator?”

Is it acceptable to call a mustache a “mouthbrow,” or eyebrows “eyestaches?”

Are snakes just tails with faces?

When you clean out the vacuum cleaner, are you the vacuum cleaner?

If you sweat in a sweater, are you the sweater?

If you’re waiting for the waiter, are you the waiter?

If you are security at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?

If a turtle loses its shell, does that make it naked or homeless?

Is sand called “sand”, because it’s between the sea and land?

If it’s 2% milk, what’s the other 98%?

If vegans love animals, why do they keep eating their food?

If animals don’t want to be eaten, why the hell are they made out of food?

If dentists make money off of bad teeth, why would I buy toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

How can something be birthday cake flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?

If a deaf person has to goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If you're a psychiatrist, is a patient never coming back a good thing or a bad thing?

Whose idea was it to put "s" in lisp?

How are cats taller when they are sitting down?

Will anyone ever know the world's loneliest person?

Who decided "Wednesday" should be spelled like that?

Who is Luke, and why is he warm?

Who is Cardiac, and why was he arrested?

If it’s called Final Fantasy, why are there 16 of them?