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I am a crocodile but not a pedofile. have a big ♥♥♥♥ but i am not a rock. I am smart but i dont have a hearth. What am i? Well.. I am what you want me to be. I can be everything you want me to be. I can be a robot a dinosaur and a crocodile. But what i can`t be is something that everyone wants me to be and that is. nfuiwrnjrnvjivnjinvjwrnvjrinj so that is why i am deciding to leave this account and move to a new account. I am going to move very far away and i will probably never see you again but one thing i wants to say before i leave for my new account is... PRAAAAAAANK I am not moving to a new account i am staying here. But seruisly i am not going to move to a new account but i am going to space becuse hitler needs me to go there space hitler need me and he will give me a nazi rocketship and i will travel to mars with it and i will say hi to hitler on the moon and then i will destroy the earth with my space nazi ship and kill every one, so bye. Prank number 2 i am back and now i am on stereoids so i will punch you really hard and knock you all the way to the moon and then fly there on my nazi rocket space ship and piss on you and then punch you into the sun till you burn upp. So bye now forever maybe muhahaha...

Prank number 3 or maybe 4 i don't really remeber but what i do remeber is that i need do take over the world and become a leader and become president over the world and then i can do whatever i want like going to bed at 12pm on a monday muhahaha.

These are the new rules i will make when i ama world leader/President
1: all ice cream and cakes are going to be free
2: if you kill me on PUBG you are going to jail and i will punch you really hard.
3: if you dont like me you can post it on the internet but you will be beaten and taken to the prison.
That was all for my President part.

Now about me saying earlier that i am a pedofile and not a crocodile is just a joke i am actually an alligator and i will see you later.

And if you are "Friends" Mervin Heidari and you are reading this then you are a crocodoli but not a pedofile, you have a small ♥♥♥♥ but you are not a rock.

So now that fortinite is so popular i will be selling fortinte dancing leassons for kids who are 10 years or younger ;). And i will also dab everytime i get a victory royale.

Well now it has been over three years since i last wrote something here. I just want to say hello to everyone who is reading this right now and personaly thank you. right now corona or as intelectualls call it covid-19 is roaming the earth. Because of that i have online school and it is quite boring. I miss going to school and bullying my friends :(

My original story was about a crocodile but i want to talk about alex the alligator. Alex was an alligator who lived in a small village in uzbekistan. His neighbor was a crocodile who was a pedofile. When the would say goodbye the alligator would say
- In a while crocodile
and the crocodile would say
- See you later aligator

That was very cringe and because of it their third neighbour. The hoirny alpaca commited suicide. He jumped from the empire state building and got hit by a plane on the way down.