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Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"

[Cut back to the RV]

Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."

[Sniper doffs his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]

Sniper: "Be polite."

[Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.]

Sniper: "Be efficient."

[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]

Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]

[Cut back to the pay phone.]

Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!"

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Spy: "I see the ♥♥♥ chalice is safe."

Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Scout: "Yeah, it is!"

Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Spy: No? Then we still have a problem.

[He deposits the Sniper's body on the piss drawer, revealing a bloody 1997 limited edition Naruto's Tanto in his back]

Soldier: "...and a knife."
Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Incels; they're dime-a-dozen body pillow-coddling degenerates - like you!"

[The Scout tries to spin the ♥♥♥ sock, honed to razor sharpness by years of hardening and being compressed to a deadly edge under the mattress for years, only to cut himself with it]

Scout: "Ow! No offense."

Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." "And nothing... nothing like the red pill loose inside this building."

Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"

Spy: "No... that would be your waifu!"

[Spy tosses down R34 of Scout's waifu being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by Overwatch characters]

[Scout stammers out of shock]