Sa1d Mujah1d.
Online
"Number 7 : Student watches PORN and gets NAKED"
Sa1d's the name, Edgy's my game. I'm cringe sometimes.
My trade url in case somethings wrong with backpacktf ♥♥♥♥ off now please.
"If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother"
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sh1t. I want to bang Solar Flare from Plants vs Zombies so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log on and see her with those red googles I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Solar Flare's tight plant ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/plant babies.
♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors sunflower. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt & black shirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again. 😢😣
I would like to inform you that I DID NOT bust a huge nut to the sunflower. My earth shattering orgasm DID NOT start making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What DID NOT follow was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce. IT DID NOT shoot out so hard that it ripped my d1ck apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it DID NOT leave my urethra. It DID NOT punch right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before NOT cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, DID NOT cause my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was NOT tallied, there were NOT 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I DID NOT lay dying under the rubble, I DID NOT rest assured knowing every one of my sons will NOT repeat this glorious act.